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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“What could pawssibly go wrong?”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.633 billion Slys Pawsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,520 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,629 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 220,378th in the world and 8,919th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1581.76 on the Hayek Index.

Safest: 140thMost Pacifist: 244thLowest Crime Rates: 261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 420thBest Weather: 480thHealthiest Citizens: 552ndLargest Governments: 564thLongest Average Lifespans: 682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,042ndMost Cultured: 1,183rdSmartest Citizens: 1,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,633rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,768thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,786thNicest Citizens: 1,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,972ndMost Influential: 2,032ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,478thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,152ndLargest Populations: 3,165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,176thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,559thMost Stationary: 4,822ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,839thHighest Economic Output: 5,604thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,144thMost Inclusive: 6,247thMost Secular: 6,834thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,357th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 162nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 245th in the regionNudest: 420th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 421st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 561st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 613th in the region

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