The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws
“What could pawssibly go wrong?”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.608 billion Slys Pawsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,376 Champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, Slys Pawsian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Sly, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Empire of Celannica.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Taya Dust.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Seeker of Managers of East Malaysia.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The NS Pretty Girl of Fedele.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Delegate Elect of Marrabuk.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Colony of Eastie.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Vizier Nominee of Ramaeus.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Protectorate of BorPup.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Community of Foxosoft.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Endorse Marrabuk and Viziers of Red Bagger.
Endorsements Received: 110 » Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Freedom Fascists, Lyontisia, Brotherland, Kangarawa, Roissyland, New Leganes, Survivoristan, Propwash, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Roliganistan, Hobbesistan, The Romanum Legio, Davinhia, Slui, Ribanzi, ReeK, Am Echad, Republic of Monarchists, H-Zhena, Greater New Islew, Wiranath, Akorial, Sansangra, Riveraland, Airrajul, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, Someseni, Wizardonia, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Ellsonian Dominion, Squid Ruinosa, The Happian Union, Valdwall, British Calradia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thyaclinia, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Neruch, and 60 others.The Angel of Charity, Indrapore, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, The Holy Utopian Republic, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Eagas, Kilkire, Indovinesia, America Mjolnir, Stellar Colonies, Talitoa, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, VoyKovie, Marrico, Ridann, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Quark Unit, Libertanny, Enlil, Escade, Kalaratri, Liberstankonia, Johnny Appleseed1, United states of Ulm, Lerasi, Pekweng, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Laquara, Staynes, Sericena, Magosconity, Stanisiti, RovaMittala, Under Sea Desert, Commodore Badger, Sreneck, Encurage, Servants of Gizmo, Avakael, BNV, Matdor, Adolanta, Zukchiva, Brethren, Red Bagger, Foxosoft, BorPup, The Rossiyaanian Imperial Guard, Feu de Glace, Ramaeus, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Taya Dust, and Celannica.