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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“What could pawssibly go wrong?”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.177 billion Slys Pawsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,886 Champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 1,740th in the world and 57th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.45 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Safest: 139thMost Pacifist: 243rdLowest Crime Rates: 263rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 324thHighest Average Tax Rates: 397thMost Beautiful Environments: 414thBest Weather: 490thHealthiest Citizens: 548thLargest Governments: 558thLongest Average Lifespans: 705thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,038thMost Cultured: 1,175thSmartest Citizens: 1,606thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,707thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,769thMost Influential: 1,944thNicest Citizens: 1,972ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,990thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,721stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,792ndLargest Populations: 3,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,598thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,602ndMost Stationary: 4,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,403rdHighest Economic Output: 5,942ndMost Inclusive: 6,033rdMost Secular: 6,710thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,738thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,846thNudest: 19,736th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Secular: 262nd in the regionNudest: 340th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 417th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 765th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 804th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 861st in the region

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