The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws
“What could pawssibly go wrong?”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.177 billion Slys Pawsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,352 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,886 Champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Antserso.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The United States of Filipopol.
Endorsements Received: 129 » Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Freedom Fascists, Lyontisia, Brotherland, Kangarawa, New Leganes, Propwash, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Roliganistan, Hobbesistan, The Romanum Legio, Davinhia, Slui, ReeK, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Wiranath, Akorial, Sansangra, Riveraland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, Someseni, Wizardonia, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, Squid Ruinosa, British Calradia, Republic of Berzerkistan, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Neruch, Indrapore, United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Eagas, Kilkire, Stellar Colonies, Talitoa, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Ridann, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, and 79 others.Libertanny, Enlil, Kalaratri, Liberstankonia, Pekweng, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Sericena, Stanisiti, Under Sea Desert, Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Adolanta, Brethren, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Amjedia, Modra, Evrigenis, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, Stumptopia, Interdimensional Waifus, Monteconstance, Sycona, Yelkinam, Zukchiva, Asendavia, FreedomIand, Calbee, Republic of New India, New South Hope, Fellon, Tretrid, Schrebia, Rohanland, Ripsylvania, Distro-Spartica, New Sat Nixiis, Lingu, Blobbo, Azureano, Acronis, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Staynes, The Argos Federation, Peoples Republic of GG, RealDealGG1, Sokala, Chalan, Yossito II, The Eternal Land of Jong, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Belora Gyles, Quinto Piano, Puelo, Eudinity, Jakubonia, Oofery, Raunch, Moszce-Walvard, Tseriesiscoming, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, CheeseBurrito, Greater New Cassandra, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, The Atlae Isles, Coruh, Filipopol, Layngderfleethe, A mean old man, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Antserso, and Nevertopia.