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The Church of Slongs

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Church of Slongs is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.339 billion Slongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slongsian economy, worth 396 trillion marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,344 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Slongsian culture shoved down their throats, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Slongsian roads, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.

Slongs is ranked 22,763rd in the world and 577th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,315.21 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Influential: 3,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,828thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,323rdLargest Black Market: 15,859thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,863rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,565th
Most Influential: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354th in the regionLargest Black Market: 379th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Stationary: 429th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 577th in the regionMost Cultured: 582nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 611th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 614th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 630th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 675th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 683rd in the regionBest Weather: 683rd in the regionLargest Populations: 697th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 771st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 57 » VW53Aland, H-Zhena, Someseni, Brotherland, Axdel, Wiranath, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Am Echad, Pakitsk, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Socialist Holy American Empire, Talitoa, Dreamersistan, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Rhealaliit, A Slanted Black Stripe, Libertanny, Enlil, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Brethren, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, Evrigenis, La xinga, Todd McCloud, Rainbow Vests, Zukchiva, Asendavia, Modra, Tretrid, Acronis, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Jakubonia, Mays Austrian Nation, Lingu, Raunch, Sokala, Technocratic Tagalog, Rohanland, Ridann, Filipopol, A mean old man, BuciLand, and 7 others.Santa Dystopia, Coruh, Greater New Cassandra, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Survivoristan, Refuge Isle, and Iodinia.