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The United States of Slawas

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The United States of Slawas is a small, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-working, cynical population of 29 million Slawasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The Slawasian economy, worth 1.67 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,624 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slawas's national animal is the Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Slawas is ranked 67,530th in the world and 52nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,563rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the region

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