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The Jingoistic States of Slavic Lurkers

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The Jingoistic States of Slavic Lurkers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gulag Boi with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.333 billion Slavic Lurkersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulag Center. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic Lurkersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Gulag Points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,784 Gulag Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Slavic Lurkers but at least the trains run on time, and Gulag Boi steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slavic Lurkers's national animal is the Dust Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavic Lurkers is ranked 36,112^th in the world and 119^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.43 law-abiding acts per hour.

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