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The Federal Republic of Slaughter None

“To do as you say and to say as you do”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Free Nations Region

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Federal Republic of Slaughter None is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 780 million Slaughter noneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaughterland. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughter Nonean economy, worth 99.9 trillion Patacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,110 Patacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, a popular Slaughter Nonean saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine', and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slaughter None's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slaughter None is ranked 203,547th in the world and 479th in The Free Nations Region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 19.04 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,446thLargest Retail Industry: 3,756thMost Influential: 4,312thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,037thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,090thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,056thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,087thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,626thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,613thMost Avoided: 15,709thMost Efficient Economies: 16,635thHighest Average Incomes: 19,566thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,935thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,184thLargest Mining Sector: 20,596thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,243rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,374th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 23 » BBoss, Narvatus, My Nation, Sulivannia, Ratakosha, Gufand, Arciom, Tricastinie, Himmel Ende, Chtholly, Emaha, Grand Abaco, Minas Motus, New Carthagea, The Republic of Awesometopia, Syrisia, Red Foxia, Kouper, Alphabeth, Pathon, Arbuza, Artannia, and Gargarian.