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The Im in your walls of Slatos Empire

“Poor kids are just as bright as white kids”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Im in your walls of Slatos Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Boe Jiden with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.238 billion Slatiks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hagerman. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slatik economy, worth 341 trillion bottlecaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,371 bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and Slatik women are all tied up in tubal litigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slatos Empire's national animal is the amogus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Slatos Empire is ranked 247,584th in the world and 6,120th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,635thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,664thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,297thMost Patriotic: 14,934thMost Cultured: 15,018thMost Developed: 15,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,159thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,979thMost Efficient Economies: 24,429thHealthiest Citizens: 24,965thLargest Governments: 25,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,347thHighest Food Quality: 26,605th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 315th in the regionMost Cultured: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 331st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 363rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 468th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 493rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 493rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 506th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 547th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 556th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 609th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 665th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 669th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 673rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 681st in the region

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