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The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER

“Resistance is futile.”

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Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Contender


The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Core Consciousness with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.146 billion SLAM-ERians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Collective. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SLAM-ERian economy, worth an astonishing 12,717 trillion kuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,355 kuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown. SLAM-ER's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SLAM-ER is ranked 208,226th in the world and 148th in Canada for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.49 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Healthiest Citizens: 51stMost Developed: 59thSmartest Citizens: 72ndLongest Average Lifespans: 72ndMost Cultured: 136thLargest Publishing Industry: 156thLeast Corrupt Governments: 171stHighest Economic Output: 270thMost Influential: 305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 412thMost Beautiful Environments: 455thHighest Poor Incomes: 522ndSafest: 536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 617thMost Rebellious Youth: 672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 730thLargest Populations: 791stMost Pacifist: 823rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 891stNicest Citizens: 1,015thLargest Governments: 1,084thMost Secular: 1,089thLowest Crime Rates: 1,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,249thHighest Average Incomes: 1,373rdBest Weather: 1,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,808thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,593rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,842ndMost Inclusive: 3,013thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,215thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,563rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,178thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,855th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Devil Heart, Almonaster Nuevo, Parkplace, SetiCrunchers, Vancili, and Stormaen.