The Dictatorship of Slakchtreen
“Stop your dreaming and work for a living!”
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Location: The Communist Bloc
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The Dictatorship of Slakchtreen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Poppy iPod II with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.528 billion Slakchtreenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landbourg. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Slakchtreenian economy, worth 200 trillion SlakDs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,496 SlakDs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, Harry Potter books are banned, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slakchtreen's national animal is the emu lmao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poppy iPodism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The United Socialist States of FlyLands.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The United Soviet States of Flying-Penguins.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Federation of Nadezhda Rodina.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Communist Proletarian Union of Carrico.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Comuny.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The United Socialist States of 4D Donkeys.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Larger Green Plants.
- : Slakchtreen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The People's Republic of The Transmanian Islands.
- : Slakchtreen was endorsed by The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of Belarusball.
Endorsements Received: 60 » Marxmeans, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Shamian, Feyrisshire, Socialist Heronia, Council of America, Maogeji, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Kethania, Keltische, Bruzzundunga, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Karelianastan, Amogus diwan, Rothnia, Phallas, Vulga, The Reunification of Korea, Bibliophilius, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Cassaracen, Soviet Felines, Greater Hongshan, Doultrenia, The palace of God 2, Charchnia, Mallissa, Brauengen, Proletariana, Soviet State of Covernant, Terlas, Pangeaeae, Sodoran Alesia, The Bon Fa Islands, Wice, Sopielepit, Underad, East Shancia, Borealian Communes, Konzhov, Cannitopia, Omafana, Norelea, The Steephills, Krestyana, 104 Partisans, The Movion, Arpol, Halsoni, and 10 others.Socialist Balkon, Pogging Through The Pain, Passany, The Transmanian Islands, Larger Green Plants, 4D Donkeys, Comuny, Carrico, Flying-Penguins, and FlyLands.