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The New Order of Slagenseter Forn

“Slagenseter Forn shall rise back to prominence!”

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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The New Order of Slagenseter Forn is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ubenfaum Helglutinux with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.038 billion Slagenseterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haelger. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Slagenseterian economy, worth 595 trillion Delares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,358 Delares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slagenseter Forn's national animal is the Slagenseterian Skak Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slagenseter Forn is ranked 133,890th in the world and 5,937th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,899thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,053rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,168thLowest Crime Rates: 5,593rdMost Conservative: 6,520thSafest: 6,934thMost Secular: 7,463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,606thLargest Governments: 7,818thHealthiest Citizens: 7,975thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,976thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,627thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,987thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,075thMost Authoritarian: 10,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,688thMost Developed: 10,792ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,573rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,930thHighest Average Incomes: 13,702ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,727th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionSafest: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Secular: 230th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 252nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 255th in the regionMost Developed: 298th in the regionMost Conservative: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 315th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 332nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 361st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 394th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 412th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 427th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Stationary: 508th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 526th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 579th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 599th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 722nd in the region

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