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The Progressive Union of Slackertown

“Hail Science”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Leftist Assembly

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Progressive Union of Slackertown is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Director of Government Operations with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.963 billion Slackertownians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Place. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slackertownian economy, worth 427 trillion Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,127 Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Director of Government Operations panders to nontraditional families, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slackertown's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Slackertown is ranked 26,593rd in the world and 113th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,487.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,577thMost Influential: 1,855thMost Developed: 2,204thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,374thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,544thMost Inclusive: 2,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,940thHealthiest Citizens: 3,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,370thSmartest Citizens: 3,403rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,494thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,717thBest Weather: 3,820thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,843rdNicest Citizens: 3,866thSafest: 4,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,981stLowest Crime Rates: 5,012thMost Cultured: 5,588thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,832ndLargest Governments: 6,867thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,023rdMost Secular: 8,184thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,344thHighest Average Incomes: 15,562ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,608thMost Efficient Economies: 20,740thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,541st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the region

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