The Progressive Union of Slackertown
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The Leftist Assembly
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Progressive Union of Slackertown is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Director of Government Operations with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.963 billion Slackertownians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Place. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Slackertownian economy, worth 427 trillion Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,127 Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Director of Government Operations panders to nontraditional families, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slackertown's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slackertown voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
- : Slackertown endorsed The United Socialist States of Narodnya.
- : Slackertown was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Narodnya.
- : Following new legislation in Slackertown, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Slackertown, Director of Government Operations panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Slackertown, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Slackertown, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
- : Following new legislation in Slackertown, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Slackertown voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
- : Following new legislation in Slackertown, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
Endorsements Received: 95 » Ephros, Nangka, Rorlenland, Caspersland, Anarchocommunists of the World, Transcommunist Republics, Dyl, Elovera, Kawany, Commen Union, Picuros, THE LIFTIST UNION, Llorens, Mexican Communists, Henchikurin, Kongoland, Sincadenas, Buttia, United Socialist Republics of LAN, Caellus, North Amherst, Republic of Braz, Antinios, Idezvoya, Socialist Great Picardy, Jum Vland, Roulantinia, Nepacton Murt, Ghillemear, Martilliopen, Sorwickshire, Carolia Aurea, Hussitics, Grod Island, Loudon, NeoXoleria, Fizzopolis, Regional Defence Council of Aragon, Depro, Aetsveld-Aalstad, Silverfish37, Kavagrad, Socialist Columbia, Argentigrad, New Volica, New Arkados, Super Awesome Fun Times, Roma Norte, Chapolia Zranzia, Asturies-Llion, and 45 others.Kaamapoori, Soviet Catgirls, Old Corus, Claiomha, Komuna, Agatep, Shermani, Spmglandia, Armenasia, Czechnin, Philippine Marxist Government, The Gaturacia, Lisle, Alans Land, MacSwiney, Vesmeau, Anioniotopia, Revilluca, Leveille, Manoaf, Necrozia, Isola Di Macall, New Russsia, Lastolana, Zaratov, Sauros, Harrada, Creatrix, Khoridan, Pissing Yourself, Rolmong, New Lonopolian Empire, Helionyx, Idontknowium, Ezmwalia, The Tohjo Empire, Yythria, Alangrad, Das Pardgulew, Rigaloria, Wagrurg, Eskhaton, New Samon, Podria, and Narodnya.