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The Progressive Union of Slackertown

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The Progressive Union of Slackertown is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Director of Government Operations with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.963 billion Slackertownians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of People's Place. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slackertownian economy, worth 427 trillion Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,127 Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Director of Government Operations panders to nontraditional families, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slackertown's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Slackertown is ranked 26,593^rd in the world and 113^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,487.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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