Spotlight on:
The Republic of Slaabovia |
“Justecigo Corgre Rofabei Y Fadijorimu”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The North Atlantic Ocean |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Republic of Slaabovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus Emmanuel Christ with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.574 billion Slaabovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaabojevo. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Slaabovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,907 trillion Slaabovian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,084 Slaabovian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, elected officials who disagree with Jesus Emmanuel Christ have a lot of accidents, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaabovia's national animal is the Slaabovian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Heavenism.
Slaabovia is ranked 9,386th in the world and 1st in The North Atlantic Ocean for Most Stationary, with 2,453.33348542112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slaabovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, elected officials who disagree with Jesus Emmanuel Christ have a lot of accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Slaabovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Slaabovia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.