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The Republic of Slaabovia

“Justecigo Corgre Rofabei Y Fadijorimu”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Atlantic Ocean

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Republic of Slaabovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus Emmanuel Christ with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.574 billion Slaabovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaabojevo. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slaabovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,907 trillion Slaabovian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,084 Slaabovian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, elected officials who disagree with Jesus Emmanuel Christ have a lot of accidents, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaabovia's national animal is the Slaabovian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Heavenism.

Slaabovia is ranked 9,386th in the world and 1st in The North Atlantic Ocean for Most Stationary, with 2,453.33348542112 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 344thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 447thMost Devout: 455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 630thLargest Populations: 1,044thSafest: 1,726thMost Cultured: 1,868thHighest Economic Output: 2,460thLowest Crime Rates: 2,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,828thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,142ndMost Primitive: 3,152ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,204thNicest Citizens: 4,325thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,877thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,882ndHighest Food Quality: 5,795thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,860thMost Influential: 6,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,951stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,245thMost Stationary: 9,386thBest Weather: 9,392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,377thMost Developed: 11,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,665thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,287thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,930thMost Efficient Economies: 14,977thLargest Mining Sector: 16,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,513thMost Pacifist: 21,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,358thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,249thHighest Average Incomes: 25,317th

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