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The Long and Winding Road of SkodaTruck Drivers

“Keep on Truckin'”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The Toilet Bowl

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Long and Winding Road of SkodaTruck Drivers is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.208 billion SkodaTruck Driversians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Motor City. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming SkodaTruck Driversian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Das a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,406 Das, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is lending a hand to private industry, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, and write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SkodaTruck Drivers's national animal is the Sko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SkodaTruck Drivers is ranked 216,776th in the world and 9th in The Toilet Bowl for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,795thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,112thMost Avoided: 4,576thLargest Black Market: 6,168thMost Cultured: 8,813thLargest Populations: 8,845thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,013thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,903rdMost Pacifist: 13,665thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,792ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,159thHighest Economic Output: 17,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,702ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,145th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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