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The Empire of Skibidi toilets fanum tax |
“Fanum done taxed bros views”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Universal Order of Nations |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Empire of Skibidi toilets fanum tax is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Myagi with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.343 billion sigmas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sigma City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.
The frighteningly efficient an Edger economy, worth 175 trillion Cenat dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,850 Cenat dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,652 per year while the poor average 18,734, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.
Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, adultery has been made a capital offence, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skibidi toilets fanum tax's national animal is the Ishowspeed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gooner.
Skibidi toilets fanum tax is ranked 14,739th in the world and 2nd in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,309.85 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Skibidi toilets fanum tax's influence in The Universal Order of Nations rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Skibidi toilets fanum tax was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, adultery has been made a capital offence.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Skibidi toilets fanum tax, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.