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The Autocracy of Sjovenia

“Our work is Industrial, Our language Political”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Markion

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Autocracy of Sjovenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.087 billion Sjovenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovija. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sjovene economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Tolars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,900 Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjovenia's national animal is the Velika Zimska Sova, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox.

Sjovenia is ranked 218,315th in the world and 27th in Markion for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -11.83 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,310thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4,545thLargest Populations: 5,776thBest Weather: 6,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,585thLargest Black Market: 7,378thMost Devout: 7,904thHealthiest Citizens: 8,067thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,820thHighest Economic Output: 10,017thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,946thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,342ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,122ndLargest Governments: 15,355thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,952ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,605th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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