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The Colony of Six Flags

“We Like To Party”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Location: The Parking Lot

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Colony of Six Flags is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Pizza with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.874 billion Six Flagains are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Six Flagsian economy, worth 573 trillion SIXES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,660 SIXES, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 645,599 per year while the poor average 5,700, a ratio of 113 to 1.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Mr Pizza holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Six Flags's national animal is the The Mascot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pizzaology.

Six Flags is ranked 245,728th in the world and 7th in The Parking Lot for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29thFattest Citizens: 1,038thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,047thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,788thHighest Crime Rates: 2,946thMost Avoided: 3,063rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,273rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,388thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,944thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,742ndMost Primitive: 6,960thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,850thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,853rdRudest Citizens: 9,995thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,153rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 14,059thMost Efficient Economies: 19,536thMost Pro-Market: 20,711thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,222ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,232nd

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