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The Colony of Six Flags

“We Like To Party”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Parking Lot

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Colony of Six Flags is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Pizza with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.874 billion Six Flagains are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Six Flagsian economy, worth 688 trillion SIXES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,210 SIXES, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,406 per year while the poor average 5,650, a ratio of 118 to 1.

The government claims that Mr Pizza's political enemies literally take candy from babies, the government operates on a policy of compliance through intimidation, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Six Flags's national animal is the The Mascot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pizzaology.

Six Flags is ranked 71,248th in the world and 6th in The Parking Lot for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27thFattest Citizens: 1,031stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,054thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,655thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,017thMost Avoided: 3,079thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,142ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,732ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,573rdRudest Citizens: 7,422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,469thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,707thMost Primitive: 9,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,269thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 18,753rdLargest Insurance Industry: 19,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,568thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,039thMost Pro-Market: 24,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,474th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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