Spotlight on:
The Distributist Kingdom of Sirenza |
“For The Nation and Its People, We Will Sacrifice.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Imperium Invictorum |
Regional Influence: Hegemony |
The Distributist Kingdom of Sirenza is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Giona Da Leesi with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.52 billion Sirenzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valera. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sirenzan economy, worth a remarkable 5,815 trillion Litas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 374,691 Litas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution. Crime is totally unknown. Sirenza's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Azurdaeism.
Sirenza is ranked 95,643rd in the world and 1st in Imperium Invictorum for Most Stationary, with 471.24492062528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sirenza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Sirenza, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Sirenza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Sirenza, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Sirenza, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Sirenza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Sirenza, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Sirenza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Sirenza, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
- : Following new legislation in Sirenza, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.