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The All $eeing Eye of SinLandia666

“My favorite poi$on is Durban Poi$on.”

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The All $eeing Eye of SinLandia666 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tyrantu$ Maximu$ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.464 billion $inLanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of $in$ity. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SinLandia666ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,340 trillion Jurnts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,276 Jurnts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, reddish-brown is the new black, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SinLandia666's national animal is the Japane$e Hornet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maximi$m.

SinLandia666 is ranked 257,368^th in the world and 200^th in Lands End for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.94 percentage of bribes refused.

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