The All $eeing Eye of SinLandia666
“My favorite poi$on is Durban Poi$on.”
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Location: Lands End
Regional Influence: Page
The All $eeing Eye of SinLandia666 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tyrantu$ Maximu$ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.464 billion $inLanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of $in$ity. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient SinLandia666ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,340 trillion Jurnts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 319,276 Jurnts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, reddish-brown is the new black, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. SinLandia666's national animal is the Japane$e Hornet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maximi$m.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SinLandia666 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
- : SinLandia666 endorsed The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.
- : SinLandia666 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
- : SinLandia666 was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.
- : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.
- : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in SinLandia666, billions of Jurnts are being blown on orbital weapons development.
Endorsements Received: 54 » Antarctican Immagrants, Artevenia, Deims Kir, Hansa Federation, Pantsville, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Earthern Alliance, Chocolatistan, Jizue Isles, Holy Virus empire, The Federation of Spokane, Arstotskiano, Authoritism, Ruwan Islands, Ichirokuhachi, J Class, Canasius, Nordhpadhan, Dolplandia, South-Central Rhodesia, Tillaania, Mabufudyne, Awesometonia, TESDAI, Kingdom of New Italy, Senar, New Tussia, Ansoku, Schabinur, FrendLEEistan, Neo URSS, Rixurian Conglomerate, Pyatingrad, Lippeland, Stutzist, Tarradal, Bonnie Blue Republic, Dwebsatiania, New Slovakastan, Nova Trento, Nadal Mobianordia, Micalandia, The Tribia, Normianm Empire, Thaltopia, Sacara, Nighter, LaSenpo, Siluvia, The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, and 4 others.Byth Aldoms, United Peoples of Flowers, VoidborneEmpire, and Great Britain Ireland and Normandy.