Spotlight on:
The Republic of Sinauzfhlia |
“Evil has no limit”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Worlds of Colors |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Republic of Sinauzfhlia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.779 billion Sinauzfhlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Sinauzfhlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 247,063 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinauzfhlia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sinauzfhlia is ranked 39,866th in the world and 60th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13453676232 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sinauzfhlia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Sinauzfhlia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in Sinauzfhlia, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.