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The Republic of SIMERINGI

“Let it be”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of SIMERINGI is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wielki Simering with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.03 billion SIMERINGIS are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SIMERINGI City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SIMERINGIian economy, worth a remarkable 7,475 trillion plns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 414,635 plns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,316,731 per year while the poor average 99,475, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime is totally unknown. SIMERINGI's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SIMERINGI is ranked 343,813th in the world and 16,497th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.14 average smiles per day.

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Rudest Citizens: 284thMost Efficient Economies: 290thMost Secular: 295thLargest Retail Industry: 339thHighest Disposable Incomes: 374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 567thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 625thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,149thHighest Average Incomes: 1,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,389thMost Cultured: 1,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,444thSmartest Citizens: 1,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,499thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,628thHighest Food Quality: 1,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,725thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,733rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,734thHighest Economic Output: 1,747thLargest Governments: 2,187thMost Developed: 2,497thBest Weather: 2,641stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,019thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,788thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,652ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,392ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,793rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,055thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,778thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,906thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,742ndLargest Black Market: 9,112thHealthiest Citizens: 12,110thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,031stLargest Populations: 22,305thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,166thMost Armed: 27,698thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,572ndMost Pro-Market: 32,882nd
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 116th in the regionBest Weather: 119th in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 165th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 334th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 335th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 449th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 479th in the regionLargest Populations: 566th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 682nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 724th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 928th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,074th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,118th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,558th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,626th in the region

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