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The Republic of SIMERINGI

“Let it be”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of SIMERINGI is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wielki Simering with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.487 billion SIMERINGIS are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SIMERINGI City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient SIMERINGIian economy, worth a remarkable 5,000 trillion plns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 400,495 plns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,281,970 per year while the poor average 94,976, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown. SIMERINGI's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SIMERINGI is ranked 9,466th in the world and 491st in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.17 bananas ingested per day.

Most Efficient Economies: 209thRudest Citizens: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 254thHighest Disposable Incomes: 342ndMost Secular: 352ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 541stHighest Average Incomes: 950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,171stSmartest Citizens: 1,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,318thMost Cultured: 1,356thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,384thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,505thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,552ndHighest Food Quality: 1,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,643rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,722ndLargest Governments: 2,252ndMost Developed: 2,384thHighest Economic Output: 2,564thTop
Best Weather: 2,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,839thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,291stMost Inclusive: 3,524thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,628thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,827thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,611thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,542ndLargest Black Market: 6,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,715thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,899thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,994thHealthiest Citizens: 9,466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,113thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,874thMost Influential: 25,091stLargest Populations: 25,606th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Developed: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 210th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionLargest Black Market: 318th in the regionMost Stationary: 353rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 370th in the regionMost Influential: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 381st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 539th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 539th in the regionNudest: 557th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 650th in the regionLargest Populations: 672nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 708th in the region

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