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The Constitutional Monarchy of Simdonisia

“Simdonisia doesnt work if it doesnt work for everybody”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The Black Sea Conglomeration

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Constitutional Monarchy of Simdonisia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Eduardo Everitt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.216 billion Simdonisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windenburg. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Simdonisian economy, worth 221 trillion Simdonisian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,073 Simdonisian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Eduardo Everitt to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Simdonisian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simdonisia's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Simdonisia is ranked 15,486th in the world and 2nd in The Black Sea Conglomeration for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,863.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,681stSafest: 7,561stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,759thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,802ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,960thBest Weather: 11,335thMost Pacifist: 11,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,900thHealthiest Citizens: 12,183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,287thMost Inclusive: 13,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,758thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,132ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,486thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,544thLowest Crime Rates: 16,434thMost Cultured: 16,594th

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