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The Insanity of Simadoa

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Insanity of Simadoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.095 billion Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 108 trillion Dalans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,047 Dalans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, the comic book series 'The Yeetmaster Supreme and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Simadoa is ranked 22,937th in the world and 1,164th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 48.68 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 831stMost Influential: 1,821stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,042ndMost Armed: 8,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,157thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,199thHealthiest Citizens: 16,302ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,425thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,910thMost Inclusive: 18,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,171stLowest Crime Rates: 21,575thMost Cultured: 21,923rdMost Secular: 22,937thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,472nd
Most Armed: 304th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 570th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 699th in the regionMost Influential: 718th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 817th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 905th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 936th in the region

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