Spotlight on:
The Confederacy of Silentson |
“Make Silentson great again!”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Right to Life |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Confederacy of Silentson is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.476 billion Ultra MAGAS are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palm Beach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Ultra MAGA economy, worth 809 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 232,980 Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,145 per year while the poor average 54,993, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.
Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Silentson, Donald Trump is called 'Patches' at international summits, and a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Silentson's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Silentson is ranked 117,508th in the world and 34th in Right to Life for Most Stationary, with 312.53982080772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, Donald Trump is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Silentson.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
- : Following new legislation in Silentson, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.