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The Syndicate of Sigma Iotia II

“Okay. A syndicate makes sense to me. Too many bosses.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: United Earth Space Probe Agency

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Syndicate of Sigma Iotia II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bela Oxmyx with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.074 billion Bosses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sigma Iotia economy, worth 554 trillion Heaters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 109,303 Heaters, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 590,661 per year while the poor average 10,477, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, Bela Oxmyx's Twitcher account is typically used to share Gangster memes rather than government policy, and people caught mistreating Sigma Iotia II's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sigma Iotia II's national animal is the Gangster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chicago Mobs of the Twenties.

Sigma Iotia II is ranked 30,750th in the world and 51st in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Stationary, with 863.20911421248 days.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,541stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,982ndMost Avoided: 2,201stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,065thMost Armed: 3,493rdFattest Citizens: 3,838thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,010thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,056thLargest Retail Industry: 4,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,205thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,515thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,186thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,793rdRudest Citizens: 7,387thLargest Mining Sector: 7,927thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,049thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,038thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,069thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,049thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,613thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,984th
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the region

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