Spotlight on:
The Soviet Satellite State of Siegrune |
“Marx und Wodka”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Soviet Satellite State of Siegrune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generalsekretär Erik Honacker with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.067 billion communist thralls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.
The frighteningly efficient communist economy, worth a remarkable 5,968 trillion bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,739 bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians look weirdly alike, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siegrune's national animal is the spring-gun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Marxxxism.
Siegrune is ranked 35,671st in the world and 771st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, politicians look weirdly alike.
- : Siegrune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Siegrune, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Siegrune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.