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The Kingdom of Sicily

“Chi s'aiuta, Dio l'aiuta.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Kingdom of Sicily is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.877 billion Sicilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sicilian economy, worth 832 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,882 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicily's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sicily is ranked 72,737th in the world and 3,567th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 852.67 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 7,475thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,048thHighest Economic Output: 22,146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,559th
Largest Populations: 106th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 682nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 712th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 973rd in the region

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