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The Dank Meme of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire

“Siciliam est aeternum!”

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The Dank Meme of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Roger IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.72 billion Sicilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,560 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, posters on 'Sicilian Values' advise against being proud of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is ranked 177,334^th in the world and 841^st in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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