Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Dank Meme of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire

“Siciliam est aeternum!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Squire


The Dank Meme of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Roger IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.72 billion Sicilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,560 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, posters on 'Sicilian Values' advise against being proud of Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire is ranked 177,334th in the world and 841st in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 578thMost Influential: 586thMost Secular: 603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 776thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,557thHighest Average Incomes: 1,640thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,722ndLargest Black Market: 1,752ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,944thLowest Crime Rates: 3,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,882ndSmartest Citizens: 5,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,774thNudest: 7,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,945thHealthiest Citizens: 9,545thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,703rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,039thMost Developed: 16,513thMost Authoritarian: 23,843rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 68th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 114th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 254 » Imperium Anglorum, GanymedEuropa, Yahlia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Saint Domingo, Northern German Federation, Thracia Republic, Stromia, Alsted, St Scarlett, Irminsulia, The New Nordic Union, Super Happy Land, Germany Third Reich, The Mongol Plain, Ostermarch, Slavorussia, Outer Sparta, Dark Matter, Thracia and Crimea, Brakanistan, Lovisa, Arorska, Germany222, Nardin, Saiwania, Galway-Dublin, Umeria, Maritzal, Monkistan, Wombelland, Dauershire, Regnum Italiae, Wessex and Cornwall, Weltbeherrschung, Eritei, Nea Europa, New Touraine, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Republic of Satherland, Thils, Cytadela, Supcotia, An Clar, Pilipinas and Malaya, Nevelja, Neuchateau, Mallesia, Kalifer and Baska, IllyrianAlbania, and 204 others.Durlia, Slavonia and Srijem, Leszno, Walfo, ENOTRIA, British Norklon, Carignanum, Parliamentary Laramidia, Lord Sapre, The Fair Republic, Boldia, Wiener-Neustadt, Prussian-Union, Valskraa, The Greater Eastern Republic, Socialist Balkans, Rotenstein, Litalia Vala, Baycanistan, Feria-Alkaline, The-British-Isles, Soviet Krussia, Trixeland, Shagolaa, Jim the Baptist, Norbarch, Bathera, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Quentenia, The Champions League, Delphinia, Chronus, Invernessia, Domton, Elisabethshagen, Northwest Isles, The Scandinavian Realm, Destyntine, Novabritannia, Falvaard, Lyallpur, Kardjali, Lieges, Soviet Taoistan, Velosia, Evergreen Keys, Bohomo, Shaor, Scravovia, Someseni, Liberal Federal Republic Germany, State Of Kian, Betasia, Toaddia, Weeddialvon, Migurson, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Savinecross, Ausvelt, Greater Tomland, Leranditale, North of Americas, Rivierenland, Nuclear lammi, Grodisze, The Seven Provinces, New Vorarlberg, United Engiresco, Castelblancia, Bombastion, Abject Ludicrosity, Desibia, Greater Albaina, Canovium, Romana Imperium de Italia, Artonin, Montagne Riche, Martelon, Druznia, Serbia-Macebonia, Imperium Germaniae, Hafrsa, Viktorias, Lohika, Kamovia, The Kingdom of Denmark, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Ventelia, Leiningerland, Demon666, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Terdiatlans, German Bismarck Republic, Jahass, Mons Graupius, Bareu, Equatorial Zone, Escalver, The Oriental Empire, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, Landiania, Savoy and Milan, Afandar, Estoniia, Rogueda, New Ylicia, Ostrogotharum Praeeminebat, Vieternozsk, Hunas, Stumphosse Res, The Haven of Corporations, Sienkahn, Jamesreich, Othenhiem, Azitupia, Novoavania, Republic of Ourense, East Carmania, Caoripp, Snowfeld, The British Royalist Union, Great Winminster, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Enway, Flippydippy123, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, The Great New Swiss, Armbruster, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Seims, Saint Pallas, Athbheochan na Tuatha, Meropis, Gor Kebab, Heinsbergen, Francitanie, Drew Durrnil, Crestphalia, Ukallingrad, The New Mexican Confederation, Esvonia, Exori Vis, Owlograd, Pais das Caricatas, Malanisia, Vostokian Union, Ostreia, Arlanisa, Abalucia, St Parra, Cath Slar, Permorania, Socialist Benelux, Kurwia, Greater Icelandia, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Fjarrej, Estellan, Rawando, Dizgovzy, Kadict, Dorenstad, Great Hanover, Heermiinaa, European Narrra, Pavaludia, The Pontic State, The Great Owen, New Hevania, Pinenses, Ashckar, BETTER CANADA, Cotee, Deasulaidh, Libertandonien, Skorvalia, Anskerdank, Corsovica, Perfect Italy, Uranus2, Soviet State of Ruthenia, Kanokla, San Guglielmo, Rhinowolf, Titoist Yugoslavia, Dae Dong, Vernalo, Le Vichy France, Amicities, Zarulia, Epistimi Evimeria, New Austavia, YellowJapan, United Communes of Chile, Bluemerica, The United England, Great New Sealand, Renway, and Rheinland-Westphalia.