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The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony |
“Identify every Fandom in my flag”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.809 billion Parfuhmerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,746 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 370,521 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign aid is a seedy business, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.
Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 345th in the world and 5th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 322.91 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Shwe Tu Colony, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, foreign aid is a seedy business.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, students do more community service than homework.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, Parfuhmerie has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Forest.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, polite commuters on the Parfuhmerie Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
- : Following new legislation in
Shwe Tu Colony, the nation is devoted to world peas.