Spotlight on:
The Holy Devolved Protectorate of Shihganfe |
“Look to the skies!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Communist Bloc |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Holy Devolved Protectorate of Shihganfe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor General Canhihfe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.321 billion Shihganfeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganfa. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The all-consuming Shihganfean economy, worth 826 trillion Szchequinns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,293 Szchequinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Art criticism in Shihganfe is scathingly destructive, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shihganfe's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shih.
Shihganfe is ranked 40,339th in the world and 67th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,123.64360725652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Shihganfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Shihganfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Shihganfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Shihganfe was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Federal Socialist Republic of Atlanc, infecting 28 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Shihganfe was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Federal Socialist Republic of Atlanc, infecting 27 million survivors.
- : Shihganfe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Shihganfe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Shihganfe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Shihganfe was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny, infecting 8 million survivors.
- : Shihganfe was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The The socially accepted utopia of Comuny, infecting 21 million survivors.