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The Holy Devolved Protectorate of Shihganfe

“Look to the skies!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Holy Devolved Protectorate of Shihganfe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor General Canhihfe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.321 billion Shihganfeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ganfa. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming Shihganfean economy, worth 826 trillion Szchequinns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,293 Szchequinns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Art criticism in Shihganfe is scathingly destructive, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shihganfe's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shih.

Shihganfe is ranked 40,339th in the world and 67th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 1,123.64360725652 days.

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Most Devout: 745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,582ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,891stLowest Crime Rates: 4,165thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,922ndBest Weather: 5,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,232ndMost Authoritarian: 8,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,702ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,996thMost Primitive: 9,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,563rdLargest Governments: 12,516thMost Conservative: 12,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,478thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,816thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,640thNicest Citizens: 25,771stMost Cultured: 25,838th
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 54th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionMost Extreme: 92nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 129th in the region

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