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The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate

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The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Kingdom of Lon Lon with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.288 billion Sheikah Slateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Benigtopian Motherboard. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The Sheikah Slatean economy, worth 128 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,143 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Great Kingdom of Lon Lon has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, tourists call Sheikah Slatean beach towns "the fine coastline", the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheikah Slate's national animal is the Cucco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sheikah Slate is ranked 173,687^th in the world and 40^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Conservative, scoring 53.29 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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