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The Democratic Queendom States of Shane Harper

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The Democratic Queendom States of Shane Harper is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Harrison with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.567 billion Democrats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carbon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 528 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,943 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, people say chess victor President Harrison can kill you with mind-bullets, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, and classes at Carbon City University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shane Harper's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wokeism.

Shane Harper is ranked 8,050^th in the world and 671^st in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,017.19 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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