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The Grand Duchy of Sexytopia

“Itís Easy”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Page


The Grand Duchy of Sexytopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jojo Goldin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.085 billion Sexytopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighborhood Bowlingball. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sexytopian economy, worth 937 trillion Jojoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,347 Jojoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and slaves aren't half the men they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexytopia's national animal is the Siamang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jimism.

Sexytopia is ranked 8,311th in the world and 222nd in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 6,953 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,094thTop
Most Secular: 2,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,278thLargest Mining Sector: 5,725thLowest Crime Rates: 6,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,242ndLargest Black Market: 8,289thMost Influential: 8,311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,581stMost Conservative: 10,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,822ndMost Patriotic: 11,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,420thMost Authoritarian: 12,493rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,341stTop
Largest Governments: 13,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,038thHealthiest Citizens: 14,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,259thSmartest Citizens: 16,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,546thHighest Average Incomes: 21,075thHighest Economic Output: 23,668thMost Cultured: 25,611thMost Developed: 26,475th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 241st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionMost Conservative: 316th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 333rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 335th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 380th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 384th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 388th in the regionMost Patriotic: 510th in the regionMost Stationary: 553rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 671st in the regionMost Extreme: 671st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 18 » Custadia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Treadwellia, Caybow, Leonism, Debussy, Ashoy, Steel Vagabonds, Silver Minner, The Gelseen Hegemony, Wassily Universal Rifling Company, Fluffiness, Kryansk, Fortytipper, Islayth, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Malororia, and Suvmia.