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The Dominion of Seven by Nine

“You Must Comply”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Beyond the Wub

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Dominion of Seven by Nine is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.356 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Defile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven by Ninean economy, worth an astonishing 19,511 trillion imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 664,665 imperial credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,360,160 per year while the poor average 73,116, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

A stitch in time could see you serving nine, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Seven by Nine's national animal is the tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of forty two.

Seven by Nine is ranked 333rd in the world and 1st in Beyond the Wub for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 15,045.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thLowest Crime Rates: 54thHighest Economic Output: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 82ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thHighest Average Incomes: 90thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97thMost Avoided: 101stLargest Black Market: 111thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 144thHighest Disposable Incomes: 172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 333rdMost Stationary: 384thLargest Governments: 456thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 485thMost Ignorant Citizens: 568thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 767thMost Devout: 883rdLargest Retail Industry: 928thMost Conservative: 938thFattest Citizens: 1,061stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,176thTop
Largest Populations: 2,251stMost Efficient Economies: 2,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,054thMost Influential: 6,226thMost Authoritarian: 6,796thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,334thRudest Citizens: 8,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,636thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,497thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,356thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,276thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,507th

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