Spotlight on:
The Old Empire of Settov |
“For Honor!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Old Empire of Settov is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Azzinoth Warglaive with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.422 billion Settovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blooden. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Settovian economy, worth 455 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,104 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens wouldn't recognise Azzinoth Warglaive if they passed one another on the street, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Settov's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Settov is ranked 15,802nd in the world and 1,138th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,468.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Settov, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, citizens wouldn't recognise Azzinoth Warglaive if they passed one another on the street.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Settov, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Treadwellia, Satyrosia, Jango Lando, Agaqiniala, Wang Yao, Edoardienne, Olympys empire, Social Kuba, Aigania, and Imkiville.