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The Obsessed Fans of Sergeant McCool

“Reporting for Duty!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Obsessed Fans of Sergeant McCool is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sergeant McCool with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.662 billion McCooligans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCoolsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.0%.

The frighteningly efficient McCoolian economy, worth 731 trillion backstage passes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 84,456 backstage passes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,604 per year while the poor average 21,475, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, large areas of Sergeant McCool are not accessible by the public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Sergeant McCool is generally seen as a know-it-all (Sergeant McCool has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sergeant McCool's national animal is the manager, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is McCoolism.

Sergeant McCool is ranked 38,867th in the world and 456th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,168.6128631984 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 418thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,138thMost Avoided: 4,997thRudest Citizens: 7,338thLargest Mining Sector: 8,696thMost Secular: 9,827thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,867thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,075thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,847thLargest Retail Industry: 17,133rdLargest Black Market: 19,262ndMost Influential: 25,677th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 80th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Black Market: 171st in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Secular: 209th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 334th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 419th in the regionMost Stationary: 456th in the regionLargest Populations: 523rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 567th in the region

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