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The United Socialist State's of Serbian armed forces srbija is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.144 billion Serbian armed forces srbijans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian armed forces srbijan economy, worth 270 trillion Dinars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,998 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian armed forces srbija's national animal is the Eagle and Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian-orthodoxy.

Serbian armed forces srbija is ranked 228,531^st in the world and 139^th in Mitteleuropa for Safest, scoring 35.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.