Spotlight on:
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of September beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of September beetles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.402 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Syptymbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,931 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 260,925 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. September beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
September beetles is ranked 36,603rd in the world and 78th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.37488543512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, billions of Golden Yggdrasil Leaves are spent to take high-quality photos of the Leprechaun Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in September beetles, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.