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The United Kingdom of Selsordia

“Never Gonna Give You Up...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Odrya

Regional Influence: Truckler


The United Kingdom of Selsordia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.48 billion Selsordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Selsordian economy, worth 165 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,734 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,895 per year while the poor average 30,141, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

The nation's smallest Bearball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Miami, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selsordia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rickrollism.

Selsordia is ranked 144,335th in the world and 57th in Odrya for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 469.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,573rdNudest: 4,794thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,487thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,902ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,933rdFattest Citizens: 18,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,905thMost Developed: 22,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,736thMost Efficient Economies: 25,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,809th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

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