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The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre

“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.483 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 12,089 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,605 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Under love's heavy burden Caoilfhinn sinks lower in the political right's esteem, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, billions of Thalers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tiger Nebula, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Sehlysdre. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 208,680th in the world and 8,420th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.26 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50thFattest Citizens: 63rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdMost Avoided: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 165thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 179thLargest Mining Sector: 202ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210thLargest Gambling Industry: 216thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thHighest Economic Output: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 307thRudest Citizens: 351stLargest Retail Industry: 376thMost Stationary: 550thHighest Average Incomes: 760thLargest Publishing Industry: 968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 987thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,540thLargest Populations: 1,913thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,820thMost Efficient Economies: 2,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,906thSmartest Citizens: 3,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,368thLargest Black Market: 7,621stNudest: 9,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,047thTop
Most Secular: 10,866thMost Influential: 11,581stMost Politically Free: 11,658thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,318thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,944th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Politically Free: 153rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 224th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionMost Secular: 378th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 471st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 541st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 665th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 691st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 740th in the regionMost Extreme: 804th in the region

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