The Democratic States of Segmebel
“Always on the path to victory”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Democratic States of Segmebel is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Zara Ecroskar with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.095 billion Segmebelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stethels. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Segmebelian economy, worth 101 trillion Arstents a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,817 Arstents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segmebel's national animal is the Bighorn sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Segmebel was endorsed by The Democratic Union of New Trisone.
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, discarded pennies litter the streets.
- : Segmebel was endorsed by The Republic of Cult of Silence.
- : Segmebel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
- : Following new legislation in Segmebel, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
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