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The Outlaw Hunter of Sedgistan 1


Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Outlaw Hunter of Sedgistan 1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Sedge with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.78 billion Sedgistan 1ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sedgistan 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 111,306 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,891 per year while the poor average 18,643, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan 1's national animal is the wolfhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sedgistan 1 is ranked 1,146th in the world and 1st in Artificial Solar System for Most Avoided, scoring 572.24 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 321stHighest Crime Rates: 547thMost Armed: 925thLargest Insurance Industry: 939thMost Avoided: 1,146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,169thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,173rdFattest Citizens: 1,609thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,622ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,321stLargest Populations: 4,555thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,044thHighest Economic Output: 5,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,913thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,310thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,662ndMost Secular: 22,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,968thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,250th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionMost Secular: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Black Market: 186th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 206th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 306th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 356th in the region

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