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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Moon

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.573 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Sedgistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,791 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,436 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 688,990 per year while the poor average 9,624, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 140th in the world and 1st in The Moon for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 769.19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 41stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64thMost Armed: 64thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 156thMost Rebellious Youth: 169thFattest Citizens: 233rdRudest Citizens: 311thMost Avoided: 353rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 537thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,279thMost Secular: 1,381stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,439thHighest Drug Use: 1,717thTop
Largest Populations: 3,883rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,132ndHighest Economic Output: 4,306thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,585thMost Politically Free: 6,590thNudest: 7,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,209thSmartest Citizens: 7,361stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,828thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,860thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,110thMost Extreme: 8,153rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,447thMost Pro-Market: 8,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,677thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,595thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,949thLargest Black Market: 12,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,339th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Parvani.