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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Moon

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.036 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 629 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 23,292 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,214 per year while the poor average 1,869, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst greyhounds, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 60,492nd in the world and 23rd in The Moon for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,603.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 20thMost Armed: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndRudest Citizens: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thMost Avoided: 60thMost Rebellious Youth: 66thFattest Citizens: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 106thHighest Drug Use: 1,351stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,155thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,225thLargest Populations: 3,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,321stMost Secular: 7,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,473rdNudest: 9,770thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,576thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,938thMost Influential: 15,677thMost Politically Free: 16,188thMost Extreme: 16,206thMost Pro-Market: 16,713thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,296th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Parvani.