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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Moon

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.429 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 513 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 21,001 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,353 per year while the poor average 1,316, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 193,930th in the world and 59th in The Moon for Highest Average Incomes, with 21,001.1 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 33rdMost Armed: 49thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 123rdRudest Citizens: 139thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 145thFattest Citizens: 174thMost Avoided: 264thHighest Drug Use: 1,355thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,778thTop
Largest Populations: 3,780thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,354thMost Secular: 7,574thNudest: 8,547thSmartest Citizens: 10,024thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,214thTop
Most Politically Free: 11,410thMost Extreme: 11,700thMost Pro-Market: 12,046thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,740thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,526th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

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