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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Moon

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.781 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 800 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,998 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,583 per year while the poor average 1,474, a ratio of 117 to 1.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Sedgistan has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, most academic research has ground to a halt, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 93,625th in the world and 12th in The Moon for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 173,583 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 5thHighest Crime Rates: 13thMost Armed: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stRudest Citizens: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdMost Avoided: 31stMost Rebellious Youth: 44thFattest Citizens: 44thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stMost Valuable International Artwork: 683rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,017thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,182ndMost Extreme: 1,377thMost Politically Free: 1,384thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,346thLargest Populations: 3,418thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,395thMost Secular: 9,252ndNudest: 12,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,079thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,284thTop
Most Influential: 16,833rdMost Pro-Market: 22,835th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

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