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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.781 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 800 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,998 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,583 per year while the poor average 1,474, a ratio of 117 to 1.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Sedgistan has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, most academic research has ground to a halt, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 93,625^th in the world and 12^th in The Moon for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 173,583 Standard Monetary Units.

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