The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan
“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
Location: The Moon
Regional Influence: Instigator
The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.781 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.
The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 800 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,998 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,583 per year while the poor average 1,474, a ratio of 117 to 1.
The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, Sedgistan has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, most academic research has ground to a halt, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sedgistan is ranked 93,625th in the world and 12th in The Moon for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 173,583 Standard Monetary Units.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sedgistan banned The Democratic Republic of Realintova from The Moon.
- : Sedgistan's influence in The Moon rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Sedgistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Marine Protection Act"".
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, Sedgistan has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- : Following new legislation in Sedgistan, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
- : Sedgistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Giovanniland".
Endorsements Received: 1 » Crazy girl.