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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Moon

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.883 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,828 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,480 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are virtually falling apart, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the news is showing footage of Sedge bullying an old man to the point of tears, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 21,595th in the world and 8th in The Moon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,543.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 29thMost Armed: 44thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88thRudest Citizens: 104thMost Rebellious Youth: 108thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 142ndFattest Citizens: 144thMost Avoided: 248thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,278thMost Politically Free: 1,689thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,689thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,798thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,920thTop
Most Extreme: 2,294thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,116thLargest Populations: 3,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,239thLargest Retail Industry: 7,300thNudest: 7,814thMost Secular: 8,031stHighest Economic Output: 8,497thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,374thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,103rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,893rdMost Pro-Market: 16,333rdLargest Black Market: 18,710thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,595th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Parvani.