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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan

“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The Moon

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The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sedge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.834 billion Sedgistanis live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rockall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Sedgistani economy, worth 576 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 22,318 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,613 per year while the poor average 1,154, a ratio of 133 to 1.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, Sedge is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sedgistan's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedgistan is ranked 241,607th in the world and 64th in The Moon for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -64.81 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Armed: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rdRudest Citizens: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64thMost Rebellious Youth: 86thFattest Citizens: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 127thMost Avoided: 199thHighest Drug Use: 1,412thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,636thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,928thMost Pro-Market: 1,995thTop
Largest Populations: 3,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,801stMost Secular: 7,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,997thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,048thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,192ndMost Politically Free: 15,200thMost Extreme: 15,322ndSmartest Citizens: 19,093rdMost Influential: 21,177th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the region

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