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The Misty Mountains of Sedgisatan

“All that glitters is not gold”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Misty Mountains of Sedgisatan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sedgisatan with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.746 billion Sedgisatanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sedgi-Hell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The powerhouse Sedgisatanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion Levees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 145,576 Levees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,632 per year while the poor average 13,543, a ratio of 58.9 to 1.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Sedgisatan's national animal is the Black Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sedgisatanism.

Sedgisatan is ranked 73,250th in the world and 922nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,530.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,352ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,897thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,234thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,773rdMost Armed: 3,800thFattest Citizens: 3,817thLargest Mining Sector: 4,463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,061stHighest Economic Output: 5,398thMost Avoided: 5,575thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,590thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,156thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,070thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,202ndLargest Populations: 8,277thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,022ndLargest Black Market: 9,024thMost Devout: 9,323rdMost Conservative: 9,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,436thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,399thHighest Average Incomes: 16,679thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,291stMost Authoritarian: 17,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,912th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionMost Conservative: 144th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 212th in the regionLargest Governments: 223rd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 259th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 376th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 404th in the regionMost Patriotic: 406th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 469th in the region

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