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The Theocracy of Secret Love Song

“I wish that it could be like this..”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Theocracy of Secret Love Song is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.052 billion Secret Love Songians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Secret Love Songian economy, worth 372 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,665 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secret Love Song's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Secret Love Song is ranked 181,319th in the world and 3,027th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,855thTop
Safest: 15,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,393rdMost Patriotic: 25,102ndMost Authoritarian: 25,719thMost Conservative: 27,000th
Safest: 35th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 231st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 237th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionMost Developed: 276th in the regionMost Influential: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 310th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 326th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 335th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 356th in the regionMost Income Equality: 362nd in the regionMost Conservative: 386th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Stationary: 421st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 436th in the region

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