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The Theocracy of Secret Love Song

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The Theocracy of Secret Love Song is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.052 billion Secret Love Songians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Secret Love Songian economy, worth 372 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,665 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secret Love Song's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Secret Love Song is ranked 181,319^th in the world and 3,027^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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