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The Constitutional Dictatorship of Second Dictators Council


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Christmas

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The Constitutional Dictatorship of Second Dictators Council is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Leader Wefd Gtred with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.293 billion Elves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North City. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Elf economy, worth 135 trillion Ribbons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,868 Ribbons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, Elves believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and there's no such thing as a safe bet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Dictators Council's national animal is the Reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Holiday Cheer.

Second Dictators Council is ranked 23,606th in the world and 23rd in Christmas for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 9.12 Bank.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,240thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,620thMost Conservative: 2,898thLargest Mining Sector: 2,966thMost Authoritarian: 3,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,094thMost Armed: 8,821stLargest Black Market: 9,437thMost Avoided: 9,595thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,036thLowest Crime Rates: 15,363rdMost Extreme: 16,858thLargest Retail Industry: 16,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,206th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the region

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