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The Sultanate of Second Brittanian Empire

“Brittania For Life”

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The Sultanate of Second Brittanian Empire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 379 million Brittanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The powerhouse Second Brittanian Empirean economy, worth 35.6 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,001 Imperial Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, high school bands practice by moonlight, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Brittanian Empire's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Brittanian Empire is ranked 62,918^th in the world and 925^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 28.29 flags saluted per person per day.

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