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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 75

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 75 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.75 billion Second Best Puppet 75ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 75ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 188,997 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 75's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 75 is ranked 16,187^th in the world and 861^st in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.03 law-abiding acts per hour.

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