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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 36 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 36 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.66 billion Second Best Puppet 36ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 36ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,930 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, chickens roam the streets freely, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 36's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 36 is ranked 102,994th in the world and 1,607th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01763780632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 36 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
- : Second Best Puppet 36 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, a Two Tourist Association survey has rated Second Best Puppet 36 #1 for number twos.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, concussed legendaryball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 36, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.