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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 36

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 36 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.66 billion Second Best Puppet 36ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 36ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,930 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, chickens roam the streets freely, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 36's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 36 is ranked 102,994th in the world and 1,607th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.01763780632 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,248thLargest Mining Sector: 2,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,611thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,439thMost Efficient Economies: 6,560thMost Devout: 7,490thLargest Black Market: 8,596thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,185thNudest: 12,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,348thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,927thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,012thLargest Governments: 15,371stHighest Average Incomes: 16,273rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,861stLargest Retail Industry: 19,666thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,980thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,109thHighest Economic Output: 25,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,942ndMost Developed: 26,153rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,335th
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 44th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Populations: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 204th in the regionLargest Black Market: 227th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 229th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248th in the region

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