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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 215 |
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Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 215 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.445 billion Second Best Puppet 215ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 215ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,734 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 215's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Puppet 215 is ranked 102,756th in the world and 1,429th in Two for Most Stationary, with 415.02533855028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 215 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Second Best Puppet 215 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 215, government policy is dictated by a major religion.