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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 215

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 215 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.445 billion Second Best Puppet 215ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 215ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,734 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 215's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 215 is ranked 102,756th in the world and 1,429th in Two for Most Stationary, with 415.02533855028 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,984thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,743rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 5,033rdMost Devout: 5,035thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,307thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,126thLargest Black Market: 8,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,095thLargest Mining Sector: 9,326thNudest: 9,882ndLargest Governments: 10,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,169thLowest Crime Rates: 12,978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,431stTop
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Most Cultured: 16,505thHighest Average Incomes: 16,646thMost Developed: 18,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,664thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,812thMost Patriotic: 27,061stHighest Economic Output: 27,250th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 141st in the regionLargest Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Black Market: 190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 253rd in the region

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