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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 185 |
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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 185 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.564 billion Second Best Puppet 185ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 185ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,219 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 185's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 185 is ranked 13,257th in the world and 499th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, all you have to do is pray to get into Second Best Puppet 185.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 185, Second Best Puppet 185ian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.