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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 175

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 175 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.492 billion Second Best Puppet 175ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 175ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,376 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 175's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 175 is ranked 102,840th in the world and 1,466th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.02488780168 days.

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Most Devout: 1,700thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,728thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,900thMost Efficient Economies: 5,323rdFattest Citizens: 6,811thLargest Retail Industry: 7,313thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,900thNudest: 9,499thLargest Governments: 9,504thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,156thLargest Black Market: 10,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,991stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,081stLargest Mining Sector: 14,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,476thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,902ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,871stMost Cultured: 19,063rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,041stHighest Economic Output: 26,427th
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionMost Extreme: 220th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 225th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the region

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